he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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