nut hugger
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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