Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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