physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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