I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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