capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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