nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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