David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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