god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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