He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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