I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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