Hey man sorry I got all grabby
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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