thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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