it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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