I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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