Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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