The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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