id be glad to
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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