good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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