Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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