only if we run a train.
done.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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