Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just found puke in my bra..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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