Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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