Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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