You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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