Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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