you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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