Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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