Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
