who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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