Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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