quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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