Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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