For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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