I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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