The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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