Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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