every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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