so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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