I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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