in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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