can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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