Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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