Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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