I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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