I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
this just has baby written all over it
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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