One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The uberlube is also flammable
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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