god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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