love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
