were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
