doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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