Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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