She is in my trunk
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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