Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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