Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
