well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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